If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Giles knows the podcast you need, but we know what you want! Kelly and Daniel peer through the looking glass back to 1997 for the first episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." While we love the show, we're not afraid to tell it like it is.

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/ Next episode: Alright. The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone. Well, I think that's all the vampire information you need.

Welcome to Delothrian’s Arrow, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we go boring, old, and English with “Lies My Parents Told Me”

In this episode, we cover the following in a Slayer/Watcher, Spike/Mother dynamic:

Plot and Firsts — with an Angel update (2:40)

Initial Thoughts (22:30)

Slayers Havin’ Babies (31:20)

The Nikki Power Hour: Does Spike Have a Point? Slayers As “Chosen”? Does Nikki Love Robin? What Does the Council and Giles Know? (37:00)

Our Favorite Question: Is it Time to Kill Spike?! A Final Look At the Dead in the Basement at the Beginning of the Season and Buffy’s Moral Code (47:45)

On Giles: His Confession, His Role in the Show, “Helpless,” Do Giles and Buffy Come Back From This? (58:15)

Reasonable or Ridiculous: Willow f***s off to LA without a word of explanation? Willow doesn’t tell Buffy that Angel needs his soul restored? Giles believes the Sunnydale school board cares about his opinions? Spike turns his Mom into a vampire and wants to take her on adventures? (1:10:00)

Yelling (1:16:00)

Watches (1:34:30)

Rankings (1:41:00)

Final Thought on the Firsts (1:48:00)

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/ Next episode: Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed

Welcome to Hello Salty Goodness, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we take a final look back on the season that was, the same that never ended, the season we'll be forced to forget as the next one approaches way too quickly. That's right: Season 3 recap time!

We keep it light this episode talking our lows (3:00) and highs (20:00). In between: a final look at Faith and the Mayor and how they stack to other Buffy villains (8:00), Daniel crunches the numbers (22:00), a quick RIP to those we lost (28:00) and a podcast-friendly segment of iconic images of the year (36:00). We set a few new rules for next year and look toward the Initiative with... gusto? trepidation? indifference?

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Next episode: "I'm all for spurty knowledge." See you October 5!

Welcome to The Dagon Sphere also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me.

We made it! We're here! The season 2 recap special before Season 3 starts at the end of September! We talk about everything: a season synopsis (6:00), the season's best and worst moments (8:30)the best and worst villains (17:00), the best and worst episodes (24:00). We talk how the season could have been changed (44:00), who grew the most (59:45), power ranked the season's relationships (1:06:00), handed out the MVP (1:08:45) and, yes, talked the reboot (1:13:00).

A great end to a great season of the podcast. Excited for Season 2. See you in a few weeks!

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Soon: "Anne" (!!!!)

Welcome to Fisherman’s Nuggets with Cheese, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we begin our semi-annual percolation with “Get It Done.”

In this episode, we get nowhere near:

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Initial Thoughts (9:00)

The Kennedy Grace Train Has Ended — Potential Trash, Elevate Dawn (12:00)

Buffy’s The Speech — Is She Mad or Is This Motivation? (19:15)

Willow’s Magical Mystery Tour (40:00)

Shadow Plays, Boxes & Bags (46:00)

Why Does Buffy Turn Down Extra Power? Also, Have We Forgotten About Faith? (52:30)

Reasonable or Ridiculous? — Kennedy Says Demons Should Go After Demon Instead of Spike? Anya Asking Spike on Date? Buffy Has Started A Paramilitary Group of Children in Her Backyard and the FBI Hasn’t Descended Upon Her House? (56:00)

Yelling (1:00:00)

Watches (1:25:10)

Rankings (1:35:30)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 7

/ Next episode: You caught me catching up on an old favorite. It's wonderful to get lost in a story, isn't it? Adventure and heroics and discovery — don't they just take you away? Come with me now, if you will, gentle viewers. Join me on a new voyage of the mind. A little tale I like to call... Buffy, Slayer of the Vampyrs.