No. 29 | The Twilight Saga: New Moon

09/25/16 • 134 min

This week on the podcast, Marco and Benji are joined by Morgan Glennon who writes for buddytv.com and co-hosts the Legends of Tomorrow and Supergirl Radio podcasts. Morgan has been gracious enough to suffer through New Moon with us, and crushes us with the news that this might not even be the worst Twilight movie. Join us as we lament the bad acting, demand more Anna Kendrick, and worry about all the steroids poor Jacob must be on. Also, FacePunch!! P.S. this movie is so bad that Alice foresaw it and left during all the dumb werewolf stuff.

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No. 28 | Twilight

At long last, Headcanon has gotten to Twilight, that milestone of modern franchise entertainment that will shape so much of the next decade of blockbuster film. This movie it terrible, yo! And Benji LOVES IT. Marco, perhaps less so. Embrace the pain, Marco! This is high school romance at its absolute worst and most awkward and problematic and it is gloriously dumb. The guys discuss how great Anna Kendrick is, how awful Mike the random jock friend is, and get into a spirited debate over whether or not James the evil Axl Rose vampire’s hair is blonde or red. Please vote in the comments: red or blonde. This is like really important.

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No. 30 | The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Headcanon is back to continue the Twilight Saga with Eclipse, a movie that features no Eclipses, metaphorical or otherwise. Morgan Glennon of buddytv.com and the Legends of Tomorrow and Supergirl Radio podcasts has been gracious enough to join us again as we pick apart this latest nonsense. Like: why was Victoria’s plan to kill Bella so convoluted? Why doesn’t Bella ride Jacob when he’s in wolf-form? Why is Jasper getting all this dialog and screen-time? Why does a movie this bad have a soundtrack this good? And on and on. The only thing we know for sure is that Bella, Edward and Jacob are all the worst.