94: r/luddite, Shower Ramen, and Unabomber Stockholm Syndrome

Everything just sounds a whole lot better when we're in Ranch Dressing Studios. That, and when u/dogboobes is on her version of a juice cleanse, which is basically other peoples' version of casually drinking juice sometimes. Yet despite things objectively sounding and feeling better when we can actually use our fancy microphones and all the technology that the 21st century affords us, we still can't help but empathize with the many OG neckbeards trying to find the man by not ever learning how to use a cell phone. So, to follow through on our perpetual annoyance at Apple for making recording our pod so difficult, we've decided to cover r/luddite, a predictably small but dedicated sub group of pseudo eco-terrorists out to break your cellphone. We're not saying the Unabomber was right or anything, but it's definitely very cruel that he had to be subjected to MKUltra at such a young age. Plus, no one likes to see their favorite ravine turned into a road to Islands restaurant, except for maybe u/dogboobes. Plus, DYR invents a cool way to innovate zoos, turns LIT into a noun, and we briefly revisit Dog's relationship with her father. This episode still brought to you by Capo Isetta Wines (capoisetta.com).

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