Bryn Reads The Bible To Tim: Genesis 20-23

03/11/13 • -1 min

This is an up and down week for Abraham. He gets a lot of new sheep and slaves, thanks to Mobster God and the ol’ sister/wife switcheroo. But, God gives him the biggest arbitrary test of loyalty so far… Kill his only son! Well, the only son that he hasn’t gotten rid of already. Oh and Sarah dies.

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