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Jon, Morgan, Dayne, and Mitch
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Episode 73
BarTop BullShit
01/19/22 • 85 min
Welcome to this week's BullShit! If you get easily offended- don't listen.
(5:37) Story Time- turns out we don't know people as well as we thought, Jon tells a funny work story, Mitch gets offered to hookup with a bartender, and a Vegas wedding that "didn't happen"
(19:22) What Would It Take to eat a ball of shower hair?
(27:24) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- Coffee. How do you drink it? When do you drink it? What age do you start drinking it? When do you not drink it?
(49:59) This or That.... E-cup boobs or a micropenis?
(1:05:42) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Child Movie Characters?
(1:21:42) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
(1:24:53) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!
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Episode 141
BarTop BullShit
07/12/23 • 71 min
Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's back... we catch up with each other as always!
(3:36) Who would win in a Battle Royale between comedians?
Have you ever heard of Anal Bead Tug of War? You better get going on those Kegels!
(23:11) Dayne's Got a Question.. well, two of them
What are the Top 10 hardest jobs in the world?
What are the Top 10 easiest jobs in the world?
Did you know that you could get a DUI on a motorized wheel chair? What kinda dick head cop would do this?!
(51:52) Bad People time:
If we were all characters in a horror movie, who would get killed first?
Who's the most likely to masturbate before a massage so they don't get hard during the massage?
Who looks like they could suck the best dick?
Who would be the first person to try virtual reality sex?
If we were all in a contest, who would last the longest without masturbating and/or cumming?
If you had to send one person to jail for a year, who would you choose?
(1:06:05) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about Orville Wright?
(1:11:18) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today!
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Episode 97
BarTop BullShit
07/13/22 • 83 min
Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- this week, we start out by talking about our Lil' Nitro Bear Challenge- the hottest gummy bear in the world- it sucked. We also have a special guest back this week; Jeff Brown!!
(9:16) Story Time- Jon and his girlfriend get destroyed by a feral cat.. with a dash of our BullShit ;)
(28:06) Thanks to Barstool Sports, we have a new game.. Answer the Internet! #NotASponsor #ButTotallyOpenToIt
Choose one:
1. Drink and never get hungover
2. Drink and never gain weight
3. Drink and always close the deal with a chick
4. Never drink and your team wins the championship
(33:29) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about work related deaths and left-handed vs. right-handed people?
Do you know the science behind scar tissue?
(39:15) Dayne's Got a Question- what is your least favorite pungent food?
(49:25) Debate the internet- how long could you survive inside of IKEA without getting caught?
(59:29) This or That- Never stop cumming or be accused and convicted of murder?
(1:18:36) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today!
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Episode 77
BarTop BullShit
02/16/22 • 88 min
Welcome to THE MOST NSFW and funny episode we've EVER recorded! This week, we do something a little different with some behind-the-scenes talk before we start the podcast. In case you can't tell, we were feeling pretty good this episode... hope you enjoy it ;)
(8:12) We start the podcast!
(9:05) Story Time- Dayne's grandparents paid for him to go to Washington, DC. Guess what the most entertaining thing he experienced was- it's NOT gonna go the way you think!
(15:27) A surprise Morgan's Fact of the Day.. ya- we got him with it, too. Did you know this about moths?
(19:36) We have a hiatus conversation about drugs and then follow it up with What Would It Take to HUFF a FART at (26:54) We hope you like the extra bullshit!
(40:32) This or That- Double length fingers or double length toes?
(47:05) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time for One- Where do you park and how do you park?
(54:59) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale of Movie Animals?
(1:22:32) We're a few weeks off, but we talk about Checkin' the Polls! Make sure to get on our Facebook- BarTop BS- and vote, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
(1:24:14) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!

Episode 112
BarTop BullShit
11/09/22 • 76 min
Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we bullshit about early 2000's comedies to start us off
(6:39) Ask the Internet- if you could die and come back as any inanimate object, what would it be?
Would you rather have $50k distributed straight to your bank account or $500,000 in pennies BUT you can't convert it?
Would you rather your mom be a pornstar or your daughter be a pornstar? With a BullShit throwback to the difficulties of watching porn on the computer and our phones when we were young :P
(33:00) Have you heard of the new scary Winnie the Pooh or The Grinch? Shit looks intense!
Have you heard of the movie Till? It'll hit you in the feels and will debatably end up being a historical movie up there with Roots.
(44:30) Have you ever heard of the shopping cart social experiment? I'm sure you have- but what would you do in these real-world, more in depth situations of the same concept?
Have you ever tasted orange juice out of a metal or aluminum glass/tin and gotten that really bad metallic taste?
Do you have any "go-to" cups at home that you drink out of? While we're on the household stuff- have you ever heard of a shower bath bomb and what's your take on tea tree shampoo?
We talk about receding hairlines, widows peaks, and rat tails.. let's go!
(1:13:17) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today!
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Episode 111
BarTop BullShit
11/03/22 • 110 min
Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we've got a special guest this week; Austin Anderson! Welcome on, buddy! We hope you enjoy the extra BullShit we have for you this week... it's a lot. We start this week same as always- catching up with each other from last week. We talk about Halloween, Mitch's Sex Place story, and some throw back memories
(24:11) Poll the Internet: Would you rather be able to throw 105 yards or be able to dunk?
Debate the Internet: How long could you go sober for?
**Side BullShit** what's the longest you've gone sober for? Including nicotine. Dayne's Question of the day- When's the last time you've been 100% sober? Including nicotine.
How old were you when you started drinking to drink?
Debate the Internet: Would you rather be the best kicker in the NFL or an average tight end in the NFL?
(58:27) Have you heard about the Mississippi drying up because of this drought? It's hit history record lows in 5 states (dating back to the 1800's), there's over 2000 barges backed up, world grain supply is down 30%, and there's a diesel shortage.
**Side BullShit** Do you have any abnormal fears? Bridges, eating by yourself, choking while eating, being alone... what are yours??
(1:18:54) What/where are the best wings you've ever had?
(1:35:31) What's your absolute favorite restaurant to go to?
(1:47:54) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today!
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Episode 109
BarTop BullShit
10/21/22 • 91 min
This week we've got a Top 3 and we also have an interesting What Would It Take! Tune in and listen!

Episode 13
BarTop BullShit
10/07/20 • 92 min
What Would It Take to try human?
Top 3 Pizza types/toppings?
Would You Rather have the vision of an eagle or the strength of a gorilla?
Who Would Win in our Disney version??
What's in store for this week's Review Time? If you didn't tune into our Facebook Live, catch it now!
Did you get in to vote? We're Checkin!
ugh... and Jon's Bad Joke of the Day

Episode 79
BarTop BullShit
03/02/22 • 90 min
Welcome to this weeks' BullShit! We start this week talking about the worst parts we've ever had a pimple
(13:18) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about condoms?
(20:21) What Would It Take to go wing walking?
(31:48) This or That- we've got a special addition with three of them this week!
1. You can only drink alcohol/water OR you can never drink alcohol again?
2. You can have sex anytime and anywhere you want BUT you'll never cum again OR you can have the craziest sex you want for once a year on your birthday?
3. You can cum on command OR make women cum on command?
(53:02) The new segment we bring to you IS: Dayne's Got a Question! Have you noticed this happen every 7 years?
(1:08:05) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Famous Twins?
(1:22:41) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Facebook - BarTop BS - last week?? You fuckin better have- but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
(1:28:11) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!! Morgan told a joke and got crickets.. what do you think about it?
Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment. If you missed it, you can check it out on our Facebook or YouTube Page.
We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it!
We have koozies for sale if you're interested :)
With that Barflies, there's one last thing:
TELL YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS!!!
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FAQ
How many episodes does BarTop BullShit have?
BarTop BullShit currently has 166 episodes available.
What topics does BarTop BullShit cover?
The podcast is about Leisure, Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on BarTop BullShit?
The episode title 'Episode 73' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on BarTop BullShit?
The average episode length on BarTop BullShit is 78 minutes.
How often are episodes of BarTop BullShit released?
Episodes of BarTop BullShit are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of BarTop BullShit?
The first episode of BarTop BullShit was released on Aug 3, 2020.
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