2W2F - FROSTY SNOW

01/30/20 • 46 min

2 WOKE 2 F.

FROSTY SNOW

FROSTY SNOW

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Qasem & Qassim

We. Are. At. War.

I don't think there are four more alarming words. Except maybe...

Four. More. Years. Of.

Okay, I didn't fully think that out, but if I didn't think you could finish the sentence, I would've definitely backspaced and thought of another thing. Which means, four words that you might find more alarming than you realize:

I. Believe. In. YOU.

So? Yeah? Right number of words AND an affirmative message. What's scary about me believing in you? Well....

I. Have. No. Idea.

How should I know, it's YOUR pathology or neurosis or whatever, I don't even KNOW who you are. Still, I believe in you.

When Qasem and I started Qasem and Qassim, no one believed in us. Not even our own mothers. In fact, you might say, ESPECIALLY our own mothers. Still, we dedicate our first song of protest and resistance to mothers. Not OUR mothers, obvi, but just mothers and to all the motherless children who don't know how good they have it.

Too. Woke. To. Fffff.

Next Episode

TURTH 2 POWER

"Donald J. T---p, thy name is violence."

He is, just as our esteemed Congressman Nadler boldly and fearlessly stated, a dictator. And Nadler KNOWS taters, mm-kay?

As the era of violence, racism, sexism, fear and murder of democracy, time-honored norms and vital protocols of policy both foreign and domestic comes to a long-awaited close, we offer a few creative solutions to fuel your personal revolution. Please put them into practice post haste.

We are the RESISTANCE. We are the IRRESISTIBLE FORCE, AAANNND THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT. We embody counterbalanced superlatives, oxymoronic extremes and off-setting penalties. The streets are ours. Why won't they give them to us? Think about it carefully, then go off half-cocked. And get your MIND right.