2 Rocks and a Stoner

In this episode, Josh is sober and hence becomes a rock with Lily and Amelia. The three of us discuss things like...

-Whether we'd rather be samurais, pirates, or cowboys

-What we would do with an elephant if we couldn't get rid of it

-Baby boomers being upset over *checks notes* mayonnaise

And much more! So light up if you're a stoner, but regardless, lay back with your slushie and pickle juice and listen to the three of us lose our minds.

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Lily: cre/she (cre/crer/crers/crerself is used and pronounced just like she/her)

Amelia: Any pronouns

Josh: he/they

In this episode, the three of us make charts (which you can now find on our Tumblr, 2rocksandastoner) determining what defines steaks, silverware, and plants. For instance, if a steak has to be edible and from a cow, then a steak is steak. But if a steak can be from anything (even if it's not an animal) and doesn't have to be edible, then gasoline is steak. We go over these polar opposites and 7 other boxes in between to come to the conclusion that words are made up and definitions aren't real. Sit back, drink a slushie with pickle juice in it, and listen along :)

In this week's episode, the three of us struggle to make AI Dungeon work properly and get some confusing and interesting results. We run through two different stories, one involving pirates (Josh's pirate character being named after his roomba, Fiddlebing), and the other involving Super Mario being kidnapped and... some kind of plotline, if you can call it that.

Sit back, grab either a slushie with pickle juice in it, some sweet mary jane, or whatever else you want (we can't tell you how to live your life!), and be confused with us!

Pronouns:

Lily: cre/she (cre/crer is used/pronounced just like she/her)

Amelia/Amy: any pronouns

Josh: he/they

In this week's episode, the three of us play (a long-distance altered version of) A-Z, a board game from Josh's childhood. Each of us have a board with all 26 letters of the alphabet on it, and we give each other topics (farm animals, YouTube channels, things you can find in your living room, etc.) and set a timer for 20 seconds. In that 20 seconds, we have to blurt out things relating to that topic and scratch off the letter it starts with (under farm animals, saying Cow would scratch off the C, Horse would scratch off the H, etc.). The three of us take turns continuing this until one of us covers all 26 letters!

In our opinion, this is one of the funnest episodes we've done thus far, and we had a blast playing it. So sit back, get high or sip on a slushie with some pickle juice in it, and join us for the Mary Jane-induced ride where our sober and sky-high minds collide and have a laugh over some really stupid things :)

Pronouns:

Lily: cre/she (cre/crer is used/pronounced just like she/her)

Amelia: any pronouns

Josh: he/they

In this episode, the three of us play a modified version of a game called Think Like a Stoner. We answer the questions that the cards give us and have discussions about our answers. Are leprechauns part of the government? Why does Amelia want to sit in whipped cream? And what the heck is the great molasses flood? If you're into mary jane, then take a hit (or an edible like Josh), sit back, and tune into yet another episode of questionable discussions!

Pronouns:

Lily: cre/she (cre is used/pronounced like she/her)

Amelia: any pronouns

Josh: he/they